Naughty SMS-2

Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts .
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"

6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look here to Read?"



**Definition of Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !



**Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))



**There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
"GOOD _ UCK"
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.