Adult SMS-3

*Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?

Boy2.during lecture in maths class

*Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

*Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Adult SMS-2

Teacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: my penis in your hand.
Teacher slapped and asked what is this?
Boy: oh I forget to put space between pen and is.

Fifa has decided that girls should be goalkeepers for the world cup, because no matter how wide they open, they never lets the balls go in.
What is contraceptive pill? It's the 2nd best things that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now done ask what the 1st thing is.
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.
Wife ask husband, how many women he had slept with, husband proudly replies, only you darling with others I was wake.
4 stages of love.
1. Hand in hand.
2. Hand in that.
3. That in hand.
4. That in that.
Now don't ask me what is that.
On first night both man and wife claim virginity.
Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked so well?
Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?
Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I have aids.
Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband.
Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: you know salesman was also saying same thing.
Girl enters a sex shop.
Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?
Clerk: it's their mam.
Girl: how much for this big red one?
Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

Adult SMS-1

Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install.

Two Girls were masturbating with carrots.
Boy says: What are you doing?
Girls: you naughty guy, will u join us?
boy: Wait, I'll get a carrot...!

Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.
1st: I am boy and you?
2d: I don't know.
1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
2nd: how did you know?
1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.
Moral: improve your thoughts for god sake.

While fucking girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI boy asked what's PEPSE?
She replied P-please E-enter your P-penny S-slowly I-inside.

Golden rules for f***ing.
1. f***ing once a week is gud for health, but its harmful if done everything.
2. f***ing gives proper relaxation for mind and body And fasting gives you relax.

Judge: why you want divorce?
Man: she does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: its true madam?
Lady: damit, whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem.

Daughter- mom, when can you be sure that a man is thinking of sex?
Mom: put your finger near his nose, if he breathing, he is thinking of sex.

Two men searching for their lost wife's.
1st: how does your wife looks?
2nd: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?
1st: forget mine, let's search yours.