Adult SMS-1

Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install.

Two Girls were masturbating with carrots.
Boy says: What are you doing?
Girls: you naughty guy, will u join us?
boy: Wait, I'll get a carrot...!

Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.
1st: I am boy and you?
2d: I don't know.
1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
2nd: how did you know?
1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.
Moral: improve your thoughts for god sake.

While fucking girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI boy asked what's PEPSE?
She replied P-please E-enter your P-penny S-slowly I-inside.

Golden rules for f***ing.
1. f***ing once a week is gud for health, but its harmful if done everything.
2. f***ing gives proper relaxation for mind and body And fasting gives you relax.

Judge: why you want divorce?
Man: she does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: its true madam?
Lady: damit, whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem.

Daughter- mom, when can you be sure that a man is thinking of sex?
Mom: put your finger near his nose, if he breathing, he is thinking of sex.

Two men searching for their lost wife's.
1st: how does your wife looks?
2nd: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?
1st: forget mine, let's search yours.